So I wonder-does anyone ever use the free condom?
To my delight, I discovered, yes they do! As I walked home from work the other day, i was greeted with the joyous sign of used condom packaging lying in the gutter-leading me to believe that once again, New York City, the land of free condoms, is the place I belong.
**This is not because I never have sex. It is because my very large and virile sex partners doubt the quality of the free condom.